American Mean Girls

Duchess Dani and Queen Kenzie don't always remember to feed their slob slave. This one may have gone 2? weeks without food. We don't know and really we don't care. It makes it more fun when we actually feed them when they are this hungry. This stupid loser is begging for smooshed floor treats like a big ol' fat puppy lol. He has to take what he can get of smashed strawberries off our dirty feet! And when we feed you losers like this you damn well better be grateful. Ya never know when we're going to feel like feeding you again...

And don't our cute little feet make your food more delicious anyway?  Haha