American Mean Girls

Skylar comes into my office at Mean Girls, Inc. and she is in SUCH a bad mood!  Apparently one of her office slaves messed up her coffee order and her shoes got dirty on her way into work this morning!  

So I decide to cheer her up by taking her over to the water cooler and introducing her to the slave that I have "re-purposed" into an office shoe-shine bitch for all of us to use whenever our work pumps need a nice shine.

There is really nothing more empowering as a businesswoman than to have some lackey male on his hands and knees tongue-shining your shoes while you casually chat with your Superior Female coworkers! 

-Goddess Platinum