The Dawg in Me

As if We didn't all already know men are dawgs, here's more evidence for the statement. Ms Dandy and I were about to head out for a night of Halloween Parties and decadence, but My Cruella de Ville outfit was missing one of its most critical accessories; a stupid mutt I could torment and abuse.... LOL

So we grabbed My crusty ass geriatric geezer slave from the corner and dragged it over to test it's doggie skills.  We had it beg, roll over, fetch, and do numerous other little doggie tricks before using the "Evil Queen's Magic" and casting a spell with Our feet to turn this loser into a real pound puppy.   Bwahahaha...

Once transformed, I took puppy for a walk and made it show off all it's new talents so it would be a hit at the party.  What a loser pathetic bitch this thing is...  I mean could you imagine being dragged out of the house in a doggy costume to be humiliated all night while hot girls did nothing but laugh and spit in your face....  (I bet you can loser, and it probably gives you the hardest lil baby boner anywhere)  

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