I explain to Robyn that slaves can be used as nothing more than furniture if you want. They have to just lay there - for days at a time if you want - and let you sit on them literally like furniture. And it is SO much better than "real" furniture- cuz its soft and always warm underneath you! And its fun to play with its air supply too LOL. So we take turns sitting on this losers face until it gasps and begs for air. (Which usually gets it a slap in the face- it was embarrassing me in front of my friend!!)
Oh and just to make sure it stayed in place, I showed Robyn how I have it strapped down onto the bench so it couldn't get up even if it wanted to. Haha.